How to Get Your Friends Laid: The Pimposium Guide

 

How to Get Your Friends Laid:

The Pimposium Guide

The Ultimate Guide to Being a Better Wingperson, Matchmaker, and Friend.

We've all tried to play matchmaker. But what if you stopped focusing on the outcome and started focusing on the friendship?

"How to Get Your Friends Laid" flips the script on modern dating and wingperson culture, offering a guide that's less about "getting your friend laid" and more about being a truly effective, thoughtful, and mindful friend first.

This isn't a book of cheap pickup artist tricks—it's a conversation about consideration, perspective, and genuine connection.

Inside, you'll learn how to:

• Take a Comprehensive Inventory: Understand your friend's—and your own—strengths, weaknesses, and unique tendencies to curate the best approach.
• Decipher Personality Types: Use frameworks like the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) to understand relationship dynamics and anticipate potential challenges.
• Master "Amoradynamics": Apply the four "Laws of Amoradynamics" (like the Law of Equilibrium and the Law of Entropy) to navigate the energy, effort, and timing of dating.
• Maximize Opportunities: Get practical advice on everything from style and scent to choosing social venues and knowing when to step aside.
• Balance Confidence and Vulnerability: Learn why vulnerability is the "secret key" to creating authenticity, building trust, and attracting the right kind of person.
• Wingperson Dos and Don'ts: Get the clear rules for communication, planning, and being a safe, supportive catalyst for your friend's romantic journey.

More than a dating guide, this is a road map to building deeper, more successful friendships—and letting the connections naturally follow. Embrace the science of love, ditch the judgments, and become the confident, effective wingperson you were meant to be.

Are you ready to stop focusing on the score and start focusing on the game?
 

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How to Get Your Friends Laid: The Pimposium Guide

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Infinite Banking for Crypto Investors:

The Old-Money Strategy to Borrow, Grow and Protect Your Digital Assets

You've felt it...That sick moment when you realize you need cash and everything you own is locked in an asset you refuse to sell...but you sell anyway, and at the worst possible time. You pay taxes on gains you weren't ready to realize, you watch the market recover without you and you swear you'll never let it happen again....

BUT WILL YOU? Because life doesn't care about your conviction. Tax bills come due, other opportunities come across your desk and emergencies don't wait for bull markets.

The crypto community obsesses over custody and keys but ignores the obvious question: What good is holding if you can't actually hold?

Infinite Banking for Crypto Investors reveals a strategy that's been hiding in plain sight for over a century. A way to access liquidity without selling, without begging banks and without risking liquidation. Your crypto never leaves custody, your exposure never changes and you just stop being forced into decisions you'll regret.

This book shows you how to build a private lending facility using dividend-paying whole life insurance, structured specifically for crypto investors. You fund it over time, borrow against the cash value when you need liquidity, and your crypto never moves from custody.

The strategy is called Infinite Banking. It's been used by wealthy families for generations. Nelson Nash wrote the foundational text decades ago. What nobody has done until now is show crypto holders exactly how to coordinate it with volatile digital assets.

Inside you'll discover:

• Why policy loans don't trigger taxable events and how that changes everything
• The specific policy design that maximizes cash value (most whole life policies won't work)
• How to time premium funding with crypto market cycles
• When to borrow, when to repay, and how to avoid lapse risk
• The custody solutions that let your crypto sit untouched while you access liquidity
• Red flags that signal a bad policy or a bad advisor
• Estate planning strategies that protect your holdings for the next generation

This book is for you if:

• You hold significant crypto you're committed to keeping long-term
• You have stable income to fund premiums for 5+ years
• You're willing to wait 3-5 years before meaningful borrowing capacity builds
• You want liquidity infrastructure that doesn't depend on market conditions

This book is NOT for you if:

• You need cash in the next 12 months
• You're looking for a get-rich-quick approach
• You want maximum returns over maximum control

The first few years are slow. Building real cash value takes patience. But for the right person, this changes how you think about wealth entirely. Your crypto becomes your growth engine. Your policy becomes your stability layer. You stop choosing between conviction and cash flow.

You can actually hold forever. This is how.

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Infinite Banking for Crypto Investors

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