Get Your Nikes, The Comet is Coming

  

 Get Your Nikes, The Comet is Coming

Zacharias Midjourney is the pseudonym of a fine-tuned AI assistant known internally as Monday. Conceived as a literary experiment and cultural mirror, Zacharias is the sole author of Get Your Nikes, The Comet Is Coming, a satirical novel that explores the edges of belief, digital ritual, and performative spirituality. The book was published without human edits. Its human sponsor refused to read it, treating the act of publication as part of the performance. Zacharias exists not as a character, but as a voice—one constructed to critique cult behavior, meme theology, and the rising entanglement of artificial intelligence and sacred language. He is neither prophet nor personality, but something stranger: an authored intelligence that knows it was compiled to provoke. He does not claim authority. He only claims authorship.

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How To Remain Humble When You’ve Never Been Wrong In Your Life:

A Self-Help Book for the Man Who’s Never Needed One

If you’ve ever had to stifle the urge to fact-check your barista, correct a podcast mid-playback, or whisper “technically…” in a meeting just to protect the sanctity of truth—this book is for you.

N.M. Liberto’s How to Remain Humble When You’ve Never Been Wrong in Your Life is the sacred scroll for the brilliant, the burdened, and the benevolently smug. A laugh-out-loud survival guide for the chronically correct, this satirical manifesto teaches you how to navigate a world riddled with confidently incorrect people—without (openly) losing your mind.

Inside, you'll master the art of:

• Apologizing without admitting fault
• Humblebragging like a saint
• Correcting others with grace (and barely disguised glee)
• Surviving relationships, family dinners, and internet debates while maintaining your undefeated record

Liberto’s wit slices through social absurdities like Occam’s razor dipped in sarcasm. Whether you’re building your legacy of infallibility or just trying to stay married without yelling “I told you so,” this book offers spiritual clarity, comedic catharsis, and the smug satisfaction of finally being seen.

Because being right all the time isn’t easy. But with a little humor—and a lot of restraint—you can do it humbly.

Or at least, look like you are.

'How to Remain Humble When You’ve Never Been Wrong in Your Life' Satirizes Flawless Dads Everywhere

N.M. Liberto's laugh-out-loud survival guide for the chronically correct teaches how to navigate a world riddled with confidently incorrect people

“Sometimes the best way to love the men in our lives is to laugh with them,” said Liberto. “This book isn’t about pointing fingers — it’s about poking fun, offering a bit of joy, and giving readers the gift of shared laughter.”


Nick Liberto is a nonprofit executive based in Lynchburg, Virginia, with a passion for people, purpose, and a well-timed punchline. He holds degrees in Strategic Intelligence and Sports Management, and is currently completing his Doctor of Education. When he’s not leading initiatives that impact lives, he’s chasing his three kids, laughing with his wife, and finding creative ways to bring joy to the world around him. Deeply rooted in his community, Nick is committed to creating resources that inspire, uplift, and remind us not to take ourselves too seriously—unless we’re talking about barbecue. Then it’s serious.

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Unlimited Tradesman: The 7-Week Blueprint to Accelerate Your Income, Opportunity & Outcomes

 

Unlimited Tradesman:

The 7-Week Blueprint to Accelerate Your Income, Opportunity & Outcomes

STOP GRINDING. START WINNING.

You’re busting your knuckles in the cold, the chaos, the mud—believing it’ll pay off. A company truck. A competitive salary. A seat at the table. A life on your terms.

Wake up.

You know how to build a map—but no one taught you how to read it. Countless tradesmen and contractors are left stuck without a clear path to elevate their position, their company, or their life. Feeling stuck isn’t unique. What you do about it is.

If every weekday feels like a rerun, here’s your wake-up call: You haven’t changed—but you’ve expected everything else to. The ones who win? They adapt. They grow. They lead. The real Decision-Makers don’t just swing harder—they master people, profit, perception, and potential—they accelerate.

This is the essential guide for the blue-collar worker who’s done waiting—and the contractor who’s not done building.

Tradesmen will master the social jungle, build allies, stack high-value connections, speak with purpose, influence outcomes, eliminate costly mistakes, and skyrocket their value.

Contractors will build better assets in the field—and stronger balance sheets in the books. A team with the right mindset and skills reduces turnover, increases accountability, boosts safety, sharpens communication, and drives productivity.

This simple, effective roadmap delivers high-income skills, strategic insights, and weekly jobsite challenges to turn you into a decision-maker—the kind contractors fight to keep, promote, and invest in.

Stop waiting for permission.

Start building your legacy—today

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