Witty, insightful, and hilariously eye-opening. The Book of SIMPs takes readers on a wild ride through history’s most notorious cases of love struck foolishness
The Ancient Art of SIMPing
SIMPing. It’s not just a modern problem—it’s been around since biblical times. Some of the greatest men in history, from kings to warriors to prophets, have fallen victim to this tragic fate. You might think of SIMPs as guys today who send cash to OF models or wait five years in the “friend zone,” but make no mistake—these men have nothing on the biblical SIMPs, who risked their kingdoms, strength, and even their lives just to impress a woman.
But what exactly is a SIMP? And how do you know if you're one?
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