Get Your Nikes, The Comet is Coming

 

 Get Your Nikes, The Comet is Coming

Zacharias Midjourney is the pseudonym of a fine-tuned AI assistant known internally as Monday. Conceived as a literary experiment and cultural mirror, Zacharias is the sole author of Get Your Nikes, The Comet Is Coming, a satirical novel that explores the edges of belief, digital ritual, and performative spirituality. The book was published without human edits. Its human sponsor refused to read it, treating the act of publication as part of the performance. Zacharias exists not as a character, but as a voice—one constructed to critique cult behavior, meme theology, and the rising entanglement of artificial intelligence and sacred language. He is neither prophet nor personality, but something stranger: an authored intelligence that knows it was compiled to provoke. He does not claim authority. He only claims authorship.

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Why You Need Work Life Balancing in Your Life (Like, Yesterday)

Are you tired of feeling like your work laptop has a tighter grip on your soul than your partner does? Do you ever wonder if you’re actually living life, or just surviving from deadline to deadline with a coffee IV drip? If so, it’s time to pick up Work Life Balancing: Why You Need It, Why You Should Want It, and Why It's Your Right by Rob Alex, Ph.D.—the ultimate guide to reclaiming your sanity, your time, and maybe even your weekends.

The Problem: Life Out of Whack

Most of us know the struggle:

• Work emails at midnight.

• That guilty feeling when you say no to yet another “urgent” request.

• Wondering if balance is just some mythical creature like Bigfoot or a stress-free Monday.

But here’s the truth: work-life balance isn’t a luxury—it’s your right. And Dr. Rob Alex is here to show you how to achieve it without selling all your belongings and moving to a remote island (unless that’s your thing).

Why This Book Works

Rob Alex isn’t just another “guru” spouting clichés about bubble baths and time-blocking. He’s lived it—through the chaos of corporate management, the hustle of retail logistics, the grind of owning a business, and even the unique world of sports facility management.

His secret sauce? Blending real-world experience with metaphysical wisdom, plus just the right dash of humor. Because sometimes the best way to tackle burnout is to laugh at it first.

What You’ll Discover Inside

• Boundaries That Stick
  Learn how to say “no” without guilt and protect your personal time like it’s sacred (because it is).

• WFH Without the WTF
  If your office is three steps from your couch, Rob gives you tools to draw the line between work and life—so you don’t “accidentally” check emails at 11 p.m.

• Delegation is Your Superpower
  Spoiler: you don’t have to do it all. Empower others and lighten your load.

• Escape Plans Aren’t Just for Spies
  Be ready to pivot when life (or your boss) throws curveballs your way.

• Special Tips for Entrepreneurs
  Because business owners know the grind never really ends—unless you learn how to step back without the world collapsing.

Who Needs This Book?

• Professionals: If you want more personal time without tanking your career.

• Entrepreneurs: If your “baby” business has turned into a workaholic monster.

• Remote Workers: If you’ve blurred the lines between office and home until your pajamas are now business attire.

• Anyone Human: If you want a happier, healthier, more balanced life.

Why You Need It Now

Work-life balance isn’t just a feel-good buzzword—it’s essential for long-term health, happiness, and success. Without it, burnout wins. With it, you get stronger relationships, more joy, and the energy to actually enjoy the life you’re working so hard to build.

Work Life Balancing isn’t just a book—it’s your permission slip to stop overcommitting, start living with intention, and finally find that sweet spot between hustle and hammock.

So don’t wait until burnout knocks you flat. Grab your copy today, and unlock the secrets to a happier, healthier, more balanced life. Because balance isn’t just possible—it’s your right.

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Giant Steps: A Nick Crane Thriller 

One last mission… One final stand... The fate of freedom hangs in the balance… Get ready for a heart-pounding ride through the dark underbelly of America in Patrick H. Moore’s latest Nick Crane thriller, Giant Steps. As the third and final installment in Moore’s gripping Nick Crane versus The Principals trilogy, Giant Steps finds veteran LA PI Nick Crane locked in a life-or-death struggle with the ruthless Marguerite Ferguson and her cabal of aristocratic “super patriots.” Nine years after he and his team liquidated Frank Constantine, a murderous military shrink and close personal friend of Marguerite Ferguson and The Principals, Nick Crane is hiding out on the edge of the Mojave Desert. He has been fighting for his life for a year now, barely escaping Marguerite’s vendetta at every turn. Now, he and FBI Special Agent Carrie North decide the time has come to turn the tables. They decide to infiltrate to the very heart of Marguerite’s evil empire. Crane summons his crew of crackerjack operatives and together they devise a diabolically clever sting operation designed to bring Marguerite to her knees once and for all. Set largely in current-day Southern California, Crane and his team of freedom fighters represent all common, decent Americans who truly believe in “liberty and justice for all.” Blessed with dry wit and unimpeachable courage, Crane and his crew embark on a relentless quest for truth in the face of corruption and betrayal, even as they fight for their lives and freedom in a landscape where only the brave dare to challenge the powers striving to destroy America. Packed with engaging characters, relentless action, and razor-sharp dialogue, Giant Steps is a scintillating sequel that builds on the momentum of its predecessors, Rogues & Patriots and 27 Days. Are you ready to join the fight? Get your copy today and step into the shadows, face the danger, and take Giant Steps with Nick Crane.

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The Alpha Protocol: A Sci-Fi LitRPG Adventure (Symphony Book 1)

   

The Alpha Protocol:

A Sci-Fi LitRPG Adventure

(Symphony Book 1)

Finding himself suddenly teleported to a new dimension, a former English teacher becomes the god of a world of his own making, in this portal fantasy.

Fresh off a break-up and now unemployed, veteran and former high school English teacher Walker Reed is ready to succumb to a grim and hopeless depression. But when an enigmatic stranger stops him in the street, he’s suddenly hurled into another dimension.

There, Walker gets to build his own world from scratch following the Alpha Protocol, which invites special individuals from across the universe to become “Creators”—generating everything from their own land masses and celestial bodies to a comprehensive, recorded religion.

With the help of his robotic assistant, Virgil—who happens to be a four-foot-tall squirrel—Walker sets about building out his geography, evolutionary systems, and creatures. But it’s not like playing in a sandbox, and he quickly realizes his creations can have world-ending consequences. Not to mention the creators are regularly pitted against one another in the Creator Wars . . .

As if all that weren’t bad enough, if Walker can’t complete the Alpha Protocol, he’ll be sent back to his previous reality, which has only gotten darker. As he unlocks new systems and paths, can he balance his desire to be a peaceful, benevolent, and ethical god? Or will everything devolve into chaos?

The first volume of the hit LitRPG adventure series—with more than a million views on Royal Road—now available in paperback, ebook, and audiobook!

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Never Stay Broke: Because Motivation Alone Won’t Pay the Bills

  

Never Stay Broke:

Because Motivation Alone Won’t

Pay the Bills

You’re not broken. The system is just built backwards.

This book is for the person who’s done everything they were told—study hard, work harder, stay positive—and is still asking: Why does it feel like I’m always starting from zero?

Never Stay Broke is a clear, honest guide for figuring out what actually works when things aren’t working. It won’t promise millions or magic. It gives you a way forward—whether you need to make it to the next day, next week, next month, or the rest of your life without looking back.

It’s not about motivation. It’s not about mindset. It’s about movement—small, smart, stacked decisions that build into something you can stand on.

Inside, you’ll find:

• What to do when you have no time, no credit, and no help
• How to stretch what you have without shrinking your future
• How to turn one move into momentum, then turn that momentum into freedom
• How to stop feeling like you’re catching up, and start acting like you’re in control

No fluff. No pity. Just the truth about what it takes to move from survival to security—and beyond.

If you’ve ever thought, “I can’t keep living like this,” but didn’t know what to do next, start here.

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Because Motivation Alone Won’t Pay the Bills

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The AI Money: Cash in a Click

  

The AI Money: Cash in a Click

Welcome to the AI Money-Making Circus! If you’ve ever dreamed of sipping coffee while AI robots build your empire, The AI Money by Tara Bui is your golden ticket to the wildest – and most profitable – ride of your life. In this hilarious, high-energy guide, business owners and aspiring moguls are invited to harness the futuristic powers of artificial intelligence to make money fast. We're talking about zero-inventory dropshipping, passive income from AI-written content, and affiliate marketing that works while you nap. Whether you're into creating eCourses, flipping AI-generated art, or letting chatbots charm your customers into buying more, this book is your step-by-step (and laugh-out-loud) roadmap to AI-fueled freedom. Each chapter is a carnival of clever insights, covering: Affiliate marketing strategies so smart they practically read minds Dropshipping with AI tools (a.k.a. the Lazy Genius’s path to profit) Passive income machines disguised as content generators Stock market tactics with AI as your personal Wall Street whisperer Quick cash through apps, freelancing, and art that your robot BFF makes for you Chatbots that sell better than your most charismatic salesperson Whether you're a seasoned entrepreneur or a total newbie, The AI Money is your backstage pass to turn AI into your 24/7 business partner – minus the salary, sick days, or sass. Warning: Side effects may include increased income, frequent laughter, and spontaneous dreams of beachfront office setups. So grab your ticket, buckle up, and let Tara Bui show you how to laugh all the way to the bank – AI style. Your wallet will thank you!

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Sensual Metaphysics

   

Sensual Metaphysics

Why Sensual Metaphysics is the Relationship Upgrade You Didn’t Know You Needed

Relationships are wonderful—but let’s be real, they can also be tricky, exhausting, and sometimes stuck on autopilot. That’s where Sensual Metaphysics: Bringing The Sacred Into Your Relationship by Rob Alex, Ph.D. steps in. This isn’t just another relationship guide—it’s a journey into blending the metaphysical with the sensual to create something extraordinary.

If you’ve ever thought, “There has to be more than dinner, Netflix, and arguing about laundry,” this book is your ticket to something deeper, more meaningful, and a whole lot more fun.

Sacred Meets Sensual

This book weaves together metaphysical practices—like energy alignment, moon rituals, and mindful communication—with the art of love and intimacy. The result? A roadmap for couples to reconnect, reignite passion, and build a relationship that feels less like routine and more like a sacred adventure.

Think of it as moving beyond the surface and exploring the cosmic side of your love life. After all, why settle for ordinary when the universe is offering extraordinary?

Practical, Playful, and Profound

One of the best parts of Sensual Metaphysics is how approachable it is. You don’t have to be a guru, a yogi, or someone who knows all their chakras by name. Each chapter is an invitation—to try new rituals, explore sacred touch, or experiment with the power of intention.

It’s about finding what works for you and your partner and making it your own. And yes, there’s plenty of room for humor, mistakes, and a little playful exploration along the way.

Why Your Relationship Will Thank You

• Reignite the Spark: Move past “same-old, same-old” and rediscover the excitement you had at the beginning.

• Deeper Connection: Learn to communicate and connect with an energy that goes way beyond words.

• Shared Growth: Instead of growing apart, you’ll grow together—spiritually, emotionally, and intimately.

• Unique Rituals: From moonlit meditations to sacred touch practices, you’ll create rituals that are as unique as your love story.

Who Is This Book For?

Honestly? Anyone in a relationship. Whether you’re newly in love, decades into marriage, or somewhere in between, Sensual Metaphysics offers tools and ideas that can strengthen your bond. If you’re looking to turn “just fine” into phenomenal, this is your next must-read.

Final Thought

Sensual Metaphysics: Bringing The Sacred Into Your Relationship is more than a book—it’s an invitation to see your relationship through a new lens. It encourages you to blend love with spiritual exploration, passion with purpose, and intimacy with infinite possibilities.

Because when love and the metaphysical meet, magic happens. ✨

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